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Occasionally I have ideas for articles or poetry to contribute to the Maybe Logic Quarterly. Sometimes they happen, sometimes they don't. It's my way of relaxing...

i am aware that this is yet another distraction, but it is at least a chronic one. what do you say, watson? should we stick to the matter at hand? now that we've seen the girl safely over that puddle with our superawesome supersleuth coats of cool, how about a cup of tea over some mildly disturbing reflections on the moriarti case? hmmm...whatwhat....spiffing.
but my dear lady, if you're standing here talking to me, then how can you also be over there on the otherside of the bridge? I deduce that you are another girl all together - i believe this fact to be elemental.

I need some tension just to carry on
Cos if I stay in the water too long
I'm toddle off towards thee metatron
And then we'll never have that coffee -

And please don't tell me
About darkly poetic lingerie
When I'm'a meditating
It'll only stop me eating
And start me faking,
Playing,
Sticking my broken toes in
Just to see if i get a reaction.

Between each beat the Mnemosyne
I picked up a friend who I hadn't seen
Since I was four years old -
The same one who disappeared into the wild blue yonder.

Yes, I said spatula - don't use a scalpa nae
There's no blood on my hands,
But look into my eyes and if you're wrong you'll find
DOOOM PATROL
Making sculptures out of sand.
Diddle dee.

Pie in the Sky COPS

Pie TOOLS











I hear them singing,
Voices and faces
Carved in the walls,
Echoes and bells -
Because they are so old
And so alone.

Yellow and orange fingers
Lift up my heart
And raise it beyond the veil
But take Me down,
Take Me down;
I do not want to go.

Not yet,
Not before that cigarette
A cup of coffee, a smile.
I'd like to see who passes
And what for
As in Malkuth I wait a while -

There, show me those eyes
Burning,
And this way we'll reach heaven;
In You and I
We
Will open up that door
And watch the ages passing.

-[L.O.V. 444]-

-[L.O.V. 444]-























Ezekial 17 22:
22 " 'This is what the Sovereign LORD says: I myself will take a shoot from the very top of a cedar and plant it; I will break off a tender sprig from its topmost shoots and plant it on a high and lofty mountain. 23 On the mountain heights of Israel I will plant it; it will produce branches and bear fruit and become a splendid cedar. Birds of every kind will nest in it; they will find shelter in the shade of its branches.24 All the trees of the field will know that I the LORD bring down the tall tree and make the low tree grow tall. I dry up the green tree and make the dry tree flourish.
" 'I the LORD have spoken, and I will do it.' "
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Water
A video about photographing water. I've lost count of how many time I've watched it. Amazing.

A short film Michał Brzeziński
A poem by DH Lawrence.










Are you talking from data or experience?
"When the system becomes destablised there will be random shifts that suddenly self-organise into higher complexities/ on a subatomic level, reality behaves in expectation of the observer"










From Wasserman's 'Templars and Assassins':

"Did I not wish the sultan well, that dagger that was stuck in the hard ground would have been planted in his soft chest" Hassan I Sabbah.
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"With a little imagination and creativity, you will discover that the perfect Pie has been in your own oven all along" - Pie in the Sky
A 25-year research project undergone at the CellTech institute in North London has yielded some unexpected findings, it was announced today. Researchers at the largely secret laboratory located between London’s arse and elbow have proven that Pie can indeed get you high.

After a meeting held at the institute between the CellTech researchers and various members of the United Kingdom National Baking Federation a press release was immediately issued by Downing Street in which it is claimed that Gordon Brown had been aware of this process for several years. A white paper with plans to release Pie on a mass scale was announced with promises that it would be made ready for 2012. The reason for this dramatic shift in focus from the War on Terror to Pie, Gordon Brown concludes, is that Pie has strong role to play in the maintenance of the Gross National Happiness quotient.

The secret? The ingredients and the cooking process used determine the quality of the high in the Pie. While the majority of the population has been cooking their pies in around half an hour, the true flavor of the Pie is not released unless the Pie is cooked in one of two ways:

1. Pie can be slow cooked or stewed moderately for a period of several years, producing a Pie rich in juices that soften the crust and allow a fusion of soft and hard textures to grace the palette with all the virtue of a well-baked saint.
2. Pie can be flashed cooked in around 2 seconds using an ordinary alternating current, dusted with cordite and served over hot coals.

An internet survey conducted by this newspaper revealed the shocking truth that one in two young adults do not know how to cook Pie, resulting in both an escalating crime rate and the profusion of pot holes in down town neighborhoods. Favorite ingredients listed by the 150 participants who took part in the survey included such anomalous items as rocks, bed sheets, traffic police and glass jars, with one or two individuals even citing mildew as their preferred flavoring simply because “it was easy to get hold of”. Perhaps the most startling conclusion drawn by this survey was that the cooking method used by 85% of the sample was “to have my partner make it for me”.

If the White Paper proposed by Downing Street is passed into a bill by 2012, Pie lessons will become mandatory in all schools and trades, running alongside the more established lessons on domestic violence and drug abuse.