i dont think you have what it takes, i'm afraid.
Like the fool that I can sometimes be, i turned to Mock the Week for some company.
All I heard was "blow torches" and "severed limbs". Shit I've seen.
I used to read Kerouac, till he told me about Orpheus,
I think those schizo's need to be eaten by an octopus -
But don't hold me to that,
It won't wash in court.
Last night I was up till six AM,
K says you can hear the voice of god in a bird sing
And all I heard was
"Iwanttoripyourheadoff...iwanttoripyourheadoff"
Until half an hour later the dawn chorus stopped.
I once met the clone of Jean Claude Van Dumb
A Frenchman by the name of Carryon;
Quoting lines he said:
I can't read, but that won't stop me from
Something something. Fuck knows. What, you want a nursery rhyme?
great...even bill hicks is a sack of shit...
